WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
I am the last dragon.
I am the second to last dragon.
does kurama just agree to do stuff on account of people assuming he knows how to do things because he’s technically hundreds of years old. team urameshi needs to drive somewhere and they’re like “kurama you drive” but he’s only lived for 15 years as a human and there are no cars in demon world. he is going to drive anyways
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand references.
[From various sources]
Hello, friends. I have tried and tried to avoid having to do this because asking for help is really not high on the list of things I’m good at doing. But the more time passes, the more things happen that make me need the help, so here we are.
Basically the situation is this: No one in my family has a real job right now. My dad recently tried to open up a restaurant, but the costs of running it were piling up much faster than the profits we were making, and we still had bills to pay at home, so long story short, we had to close down. He’s still taking orders and doing catering, but we’re just not making enough to do more than get by. We haven’t been able to pay our bills on time, and most of the time there is little to no food in our house.
I had been saving up to move out and pay my student loans, but since I no longer have a job, paying bills and my loans has eaten up all of my savings, which has put me right back at square one.
Those of you who know me, know that my mother has been having some extreme mental health issues (delusions, hearing voices in her head, intense paranoia), and she copes with that by lashing out at everyone else in the house. It’s awful to live with and she refuses to go see a doctor (not that we could afford it if she did go), and most of the time it’s emotional and verbal abuse. The sooner I can move out, the better.
Add to that the fact that last week I had to go to the emergency room and still need to go see a specialist for a follow up, and I am just drowning in the fact that I can’t afford any of the things life keeps throwing at me, and right now I don’t know what else to do. My dad keeps trying to do what he can, but the stress is getting to him, and I don’t want this to start making his health deteriorate.
I’m going to be opening up writing commissions. That’s pretty much the only talent I have aside from jewelry making, and if I get money to buy supplies, then I’ll open commissions for that, too.
I can do fanfiction or original stuff depending on your preferences, and I am literally willing to write about any scenario. Got some hidden kink that you’ve always wanted to see your favorite characters acting out? I will write it. Want to see them genderbent and being awesome? I will write that, too.
- Harry Potter
- Fullmetal Alchemist
- Yu Yu Hakusho
- Dragon Age
- Captive Prince (and assorted other books, just ask and I can tell you if I feel confident writing for it)
- Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Snape/Harry, Harry/Draco/Snape, Harry/Pansy, Draco/pretty much anyone, Dean/Seamus, etc.
- Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy/Ed, Elricest, Ed/Ling, Ed/Greedling, Ed/Win, Roy/Hughes, Ling/Lan Fan
- YYH: Kurama/Hiei, Kurama/Yusuke, Hiei/Yusuke, Yusuke/Kuwabara, Kurama/Kuwabara, Kurama/pretty much anyone
- Inuyasha: Sesshomaru/Kagome, Inuyasha/Kagome, Sesshomaru/Inuyasha
- Frozen: Elsa/Anna, Anna/Kristoff, Anna/Hans, Kristoff/Hans, Kristoff/Elsa/Anna
- Dragon Age: Any
- Books: Depends on the book
If you’d like something with original characters, just tell me what you’re looking for, and we can go from there.
Things I Love to Write:
- Kinky smut
- Really kinky smut
- Seriously, I will write anything
Things I Will Not Write:
Right now I am charging $10 for every thousand words up to five thousand. If you’d like something longer than five thousand words (like a multi-chapter fic or something), then the rate will change, and we can discuss all that.
I only accept payments via Paypal, and my email for that is firstname.lastname@example.org. If you are interested, or need more information, please contact me there.
Also if you’d just like to donate, that’s awesome, too, and I would be super grateful.
If you can’t commission me, then please signal boost this. I really want to be able to take some pressure off of my dad and maybe get back to saving again until I can find I job, and every little bit helps.
Thanks in advance!
kuwabara showing his tutor his latest test score and getting a reward
top half is me, bottom half is tara