Giant Dildo of Rock and Roll

“Excuse me, madam, this may seem strange, but have you seen a fallen star anywhere?”
- “You’re funny.”
“No, really, we’re in a crater. This must be where it fell!”
- “Yes, this is where it fell! Or, if you want to be really specific, up there is where this weird bloody necklace came out of nowhere and knocked it out of the heavens, when it was minding its own business. And over there is where it landed, and right here, this where it got hit by a magical flying moron!”

(Source: jaredflatley)