Giant Dildo of Rock and Roll

The personal journal of the un-famous OsaP and her real life self, Chuck McCants. NSFW because I cuss like a mother fucking butt-pirate and have an affinity for mansex.
expectdelay:

sailorv:

Fambly Christmas Photo 2012, the Pendleton-Parkinson House

Merriest Christmas.

expectdelay:

sailorv:

Fambly Christmas Photo 2012, the Pendleton-Parkinson House

Merriest Christmas.

sailorv replied to your post: as long as we’re all sharing tips for shaving your crotch, i think the best ways to reduce irritation are to use a fresh, sharp razor, and shave in the direction your hair grows first. then you can shave against the grain but be very gentle and don’t push down hard. moisturize afterwards. Also go commando and wear loose fitting pants so nothing rubs on you right after shaving.

and also for anon: EXFOLIATE to get rid of bumps. AND I’ve found that men’s shaving cream (eg my fave, barbasol) is good for sensitive skin.

LOOK HOW MUCH PEOPLE WANT TO HELP YOU ANON

And why stop at men’s shaving cream. Men’s razors generally work better for any part of your body. 

sailorv:

Blog Post | Lookbook

Casually letting everyone know that my bro, Catherine, runs a fantastic blog in addition to her already fantastic tumblr. She works together with her fabulous twin, Laure, and the results are absolutely stunning. 
Please give their blog(s) a look and hype them on Lookbook!!

sailorv:

Blog Post | Lookbook

Casually letting everyone know that my bro, Catherine, runs a fantastic blog in addition to her already fantastic tumblr. She works together with her fabulous twin, Laure, and the results are absolutely stunning. 

Please give their blog(s) a look and hype them on Lookbook!!

sailorv replied to your post: Things I am 100% DONE with

I would massage your ovaries if I lived near you. :( I hope you feel better <3

You are just sweet as pie, thank you. <333

 sacred-beast replied to your postThings I am 100% DONE with

feEL BETTER
THANK
sailorv:

I can’t wait to share the photos from this afternoon! Here’s an unedited (&amp; overexposed) outtake from the shoot. Thanks so much to my sister for all the help~

sailorv:

I can’t wait to share the photos from this afternoon! Here’s an unedited (& overexposed) outtake from the shoot. Thanks so much to my sister for all the help~

sailorv replied to your post: thepetitemuse replied to your post: Quick wrap up…

When I grow up that’s what i want my job title to be. Precious baby CEO-chan
teacuproseblog:

The “Fuck Off” collar with pearls and black ribbon tie.

teacuproseblog:

The “Fuck Off” collar with pearls and black ribbon tie.

southernalchemy:

sailorv:

New post at my blog. You can kinda see some remnants of pink in my hair (I redyed it the other day, but it already needs touching up. I really need to invest in a better pink hair dye!)

My friend Catherine, she’s so pretty. :3

^^^

southernalchemy:

sailorv:

New post at my blog. You can kinda see some remnants of pink in my hair (I redyed it the other day, but it already needs touching up. I really need to invest in a better pink hair dye!)

My friend Catherine, she’s so pretty. :3

^^^

✌ & ☆
sailorv

✌ 5 thins I really want: 

  • A job
  • Volume 3 of Teahouse
  • A chest binder
  • The ability to run with an artistic idea for more than 4 months at a time before becoming uninterested
  • A new apartment

☆ Current Mood: 

posted: 1 year ago
sailorv:

Bunny fell asleep on my back (Taken with instagram)

sailorv:

Bunny fell asleep on my back (Taken with instagram)

kazimakuwabara:

sailorv:

Minty Green (hype on Lookbook)

Dammit Catherine stop being so God damm pretty. &lt;3

If you&#8217;re on Lookbook, please hype her!

kazimakuwabara:

sailorv:

Minty Green (hype on Lookbook)

Dammit Catherine stop being so God damm pretty. <3

If you’re on Lookbook, please hype her!